I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to tweet :)
A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...Man replied "5000 sir".
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him..."I pay people here to work and not to waste time ,this is your 3 months’ salary.Now get out of here. Never come back "
That guy left....................Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?" Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
A child asked his mother, "How were people born?"
So his mother said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his father, asked the same question and he told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his mother and said, "You lied to me!" His mother replied, "No, your dad was talking about her side of the family."