A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,
"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."
Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"
The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."
Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Sonu Rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Sonu : I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on ur computer
Sonu : How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:listen, There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer, Ok double click on it
Sonu : what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer : Double click on ur computer
Sonu : On which Icon i’ve to click
Officer: “My Computer”
Sonu : Tell me where is ur office. I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.”
George W. Bush and his VP running mate, Dick Cheney, were talking,
when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb jokes people tell about me."
Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
Cheney took George W. outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.
The cab driver, without saying a word, drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See! That guy was really stupid!" "No kidding," replied George W.,
"There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead." :)