Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
Chuck Norris won a gun fight with a knife
Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off.
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...
God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
There are no bombs. Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A. "Not according to Dad."